So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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