I am puke
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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