i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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