this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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