were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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