Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Farmville is her only friend.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
