I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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