Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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