Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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