Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize
