she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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