Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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