your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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