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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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