We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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