burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's blow job season.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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