So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Boobs speak an international language.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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