Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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