Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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