what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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