Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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