I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We got so high we made milksteak
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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