My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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