So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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