is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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