you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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