Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
