she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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