i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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