good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm getting married
To pizza
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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