idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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