What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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