We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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