What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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