So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Randomize
