You work out of a Hotel?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
what day is it and did you see me today?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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