singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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