i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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