So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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