So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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