awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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