awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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