My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Found the puke drawer
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
