Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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