Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I touched a dick in church today
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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