Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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