yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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