it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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