Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Randomize
