try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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