Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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