dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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