worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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