He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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