Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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