My hand turned me down
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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