the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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