just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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