i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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