she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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