4 words: hood of his car
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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