What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
